West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 109: I Just Up and Died

West and Sparks TIMED Podcast is HERE! Through the web! Soon, however, we will be LIVE AND THROUGH THE WEB! On Saturday, May 28th, we will be at Time Out Sports Bar and Grill in VEGAS! It’ll be a free show, were we open for the Rise to Offend podcast.  Today we’re talking about: where you shouldn’t follow your GPS, being naked in Cleveland and why someone might choose death over voting in the next election! If that seems like a lot – IT IS! But fear not, because we TIME this thing, so there’s nothing but gold for you to enjoy! It’s episode 109 of West and Sparks – Listen to it!

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News That Matters:

• Lake Huron
• Cle and Granny

REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY
Death or Trump?! Death! Death or Hillary?! Death! Death or Death?!!!! DEEEEEEATH! In the slam-bang-death-dealing-thrill-ride-of-the-season it’s “I just Up and Died!”

Guess What’s Up My Rectum

Police after me but that’s not where my story starts. I’m a good little boy going to work and doing my part. Boss says “deliver a message” and away I go. Only they got illegal liquor little did I know. Cops kick in the door looking for the score. They arrest me and throw my clothes to the floor. Bend my legs back like wheelbarrow, and fed my b-hole like a mama bird sparrow. Gas they said, gas in the bum. This kind of gas is liquid, but they’re just really dumb. Topped off like a lantern them cops were mean. They filled my rectum with _______

Everyday I expect to read a story that Donald Trump is Tan Mom’s illegitimate son pic.twitter.com/krrIDQ3wOp

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) May 10, 2016

The Cleveland Indians think people want to eat a hot dog topped with Froot Loops and mac and cheese: https://t.co/5zNvcmVc5r — Ryan West (@RyanWestt) April 4, 2016

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