West and Sparks [TIMED] Podcast Ep 49: Pear Shaped Woman Drains Alaska

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West and Sparks is for the last time in 2014! Episode 49 is the last time you’ll hear Ryan say “You know how it is…it’s like…did I? Then you find it 10 years later” when talking about a lost sex toy in 2014. Episode 49 is the last time you’ll hear Sparks yell “GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, AUSTRALIA!” in 2014. So sit near the fire, curl up with your favorite loved ones, and bring in the new year with the latest episode of West and Sparks. After all, this is the last chance you’ll get this year!

Links to the Articles!

Mouth That Shit:

News That Matters:

• The Worst sex EVER…times 10

• I’d like to make a withdraw…of body hair

 

REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

In a day and age where a picture is worth a thousand words, and reading a thousand words in one sitting would be a bunch of bullshit…comes a man determined to sum up the pinnacle of his achievement with a single photo. Some call it a selfie, he just calls it: letting his folks know he’s okay after being arrested. In the slam, bang, action thrill ride of his drunken life, comes the movie critics are referring to as “wait, officer, let me take a selfie.”

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

One of us don’t have strikes, you’re the one who’s going to have to eat this night. Take the baggie from my rear, hurry up and do it, the cops are near. Keep eating, just a little bit mo. Swallow the cocaine, that’s my _____

 

This is how the pretzel pizza was invented. #Papa #pizza #inventions pic.twitter.com/tffc9KbjXx

— SparksRadio(Sparks) (@SparksRadio) December 30, 2014

 

All those gifts you’re giving and receiving will end up in landfills.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) December 24, 2014

What’s the difference between the latest West and Sparks #podcast and a night with your mom? We don’t charge you. http://t.co/PlRxjrZgxn

— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) November 20, 2014