NEW EPISODE! YESSSS! In this episode the guy’s do a spot on impersonation of what a talking snake would sound like and also discuss a most unfortunate car wreck scenario, juicin’ Olympians and dildo factories. Some of this stuff is real news and some is just your every day common malarkey! Either way, it’s the comedy podcast that critics are calling “fun as ride on a sperm whale.” Don’t miss a single minuted on this timed podcast!
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The early bird gets the worm. But sometimes the worm. Gets. You. She was an unassuming, friendly old woman. She had her health, grandkids and a lifetime of fond memories. She loved beautiful things. But. Sometimes beautiful things…are deadly. Debbie was searching for the can one night, when she spotted what appeared to be a colorful, beautiful scarf on the floor. However, that’s not at all what it was…The scene turned from taking a shit to saying, “oh shit,” as she realized she was suddenly inside the slam-bang action thrill ride of the season! In late 2016, “Is that a scarf or a snake?” comes to a theater near you!
Guess What’s Up My RectumDeep, Deep where the sun is in lack. I once shoved something in deep, deep in my crack. Driving around in my minivan, I bought a scale and set out with a plan. Possession with intent to sell? hell yeah – how do you think I afford them whistles and bells. If you want drugs, there’s none that I’m lacking, who needs a bag when I’m really good at packing. Shoved up in there was a certain variety, of some premium product & I’m speaking highly. Nothing too insane so don’t be lame, I had heroin, hydromorphone, and a little __________
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