MORE FREE entertainment being silvered free of charge on yo ass! Alright, so maybe we’re using “entertainment” loosely here, but nonetheless as FREE as Bald Eagle perched upon the shoulders of our forefathers sitting next to a trash can on someone’s front lawn with a sign that says…you guessed it…free.” If this is your first time listening, let’s break it down for you. This damn thing can only last 30 min long. You see, we time it so we don’t waste your time. It’s quick, it’s funny, it’s an incredible display of stupidity. Today we talk about: face blankets, tight underwear affecting your politics, and for some reason – Washing your hair in a bin. Check out Episode 57 of West and Sparks!
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Fire-breathing lizards. Dinosaurs with wings. Reptiles from hell: dragons. Such things have been rumored, discussed in low tones. Whispers. Dragons have always been associated with mythology, fables and tales…until now. When NASA sends an unmanned robot to Mars to look for signs of life, they get more than they bargained for: DRAGONS. Maybe. I mean, they could have existed there a long time ago because that rock formation over there sort of looks like a dragon skull. You see, in space, no one can hear you scream that it’s a slam-bang-action-thrill-ride-of-the-season! Michael Bay tackles…DRAGONS. FROM MARS. MARS DRAGONS.
Guess What’s Up My Rectum
Take, take me away. I’ve got, got to pay for my crimes of heinous. Prisons high, high security. Means I can’t have, have my purity of anus. Shoved up north in my way down south. The prison guards know that I’ve got some kind mouth. I’m a talker you see, and need to be free, just give me a SIM card and a full battery. They saw my posture, and called the doctor, and acted as a proctor. Sent back to my home, my stash now blown, with my anus feeling alone, I still can’t believe they found my ______
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— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) January 14, 2015
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) February 22, 2015
If the “calling shotgun and being the first one to touch it” rule applies to the outside world, then #America has dibs on the moon.