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REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Llamas. Starting shit. Starting shit everywhere. OR. Are they? What if llamas are only the puppets, working for a much more sinister puppeteer? When llamas and humans fight, only non-farm animals can hear you scream! In the slam bang action thrill ride of Charlotte’s Web, it’s open season…on…humanity. “Llama, no bomb-uh. “
Guess What’s Up My Rectum
Bend over or bow down. When I’m done with you, we’ll have inspected your brown. You see, we see the shape it’s supposed to be. Lie to me and end up in penitentiary for sodomy. The rectum isn’t smooth and should have a lot of wrinkles, that’s if you like being inside it more than french fries of the crinkles. You like it up the bum and around men you de-robe, time to see if you’re gay, up your butt goes this ______
That moment when you overhear two grown ups talking about “beating someone’s ass” later in the day.
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) March 4, 2015
Burning down the house!
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) March 5, 2015