West and Sparks [Timed] Podcast Ep 60: Screaming Kidneys and Urinal Plunge

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Shall we start this today’s episode recap off with a “Your momma joke?” Yes? Why the hell not, it’s not like you read this thing anyway. Here it goes – How is the West and Sparks Podcast a bit like your mother’s words of advice. It’s muffled at best and full of cocks. There, wasn’t that a nice way of starting things off. Today’s show takes just as nice of a turn as we’re talking about: Holding your pee too long, the worst thing to do to another persons coffee, and the best weapon to use in close quarters! Sit back and listen as we time this son’a’bitch – Episode 60 of West and Sparks!

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Mouth That Shit

 

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• Now THAT’S coffee creamer.

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REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

Nudity. Full frontal. Totally exposed. Nude. Buck ass naked. Exposed. Vulnerable. But good for time travel. This is a movie about time travel. But also about being naked, prior to accomplishing great things. In order to save mankind, first, one must become nude as fuck. In the slam-bang, action thrill ride of all time, it’s “put a sock on my cock.” Theaters everywhere. July.

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum

There’s a show and we need to go. Gotta get ready, keep preparing nice and steady. That’s until a vicious crime hurt my future steak of prime. Cut in the butt, left wondering who?…not what. Left alone in the barn to someone crept with strife, as they sliced the inner rectum with a knife.  Out of the competition, what am I left with now? Just lost dreams of blue ribbons and a dead _____

 

It’s scientifically proven that bees are more attracted to purple flowers. Therefore a purple flower Is like a big fat ass to bees.

— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) March 9, 2015

 

I’m basically a souped up Ford Tempo.

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) March 2, 2015

Hotdogs. The American version of Tacos. #hotdogs #Tacos

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) March 19, 2015