West and Sparks [Timed] Podcast Ep 62: Blurry Eyes, Swipe Right

April 8, 2015

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West and Sparks Podcast is up bright and early for you!!! As you know we time this bitch, that way we don’t waste your time. Find out about the most recent news stories that involve: the death penalty, unicorns, Chinese playboys, old people and rectums! Yep, that about covers this show. What’s that? No, no, no. The old person story and the rectum story are separate. Yes, we do make terrible jokes about how the elderly occupy their time once they get over 100, but they don’t know how to work the internet so they wont be offended! Sit back and block off 30 min to enjoy West and Sparks Episode 62: “Blurry Eyes, Swipe Right”!

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Mouth that Shit:

News That Matters:

Inspirational Corner:

I have an inspirational story to share!

REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

It’s the happiest place on Earth! OR. IS. IT? Families come from all over just to experience the sort of joy that can’t be manufactured at home. They come for warm embraces, amusement park rides, photo opportunities, and unforgettable memories. For some, terrifying memories. In the slam–emphasis on BANG–action thrill ride of the year, it’s Disney: Let it Fappen.

Guess What’s Up My Rectum

Chilling in my mansion, with my billions to heir. I used to date this chick, oh she was crazy, but damn did she have a pair. Not feeling so hot for the last couple days, tomorrow I’ll see a physician to diagnose my ways. Using medication and taking painful bowel movements, I guess a drug history won’t help with rectal improvements. Sitting on the can, squeezing out what I must, looks like I pushed too hard because I’m bleeding from out my guts. Everything’s going dark so now it’s time to turn the page like Betty, my father’s a billionaire Mr Gordon ________