Like most wonderful things in life, *we don’t last long. We time this podcast! Once we sync up the “*DONGS” *we only can last 30 min. After that, you’re on your own to *finish your personal business. Today is a roller coaster of emotion, because we’re talking: MURDERING YOUR BEST FRIEND, dumbest criminals of 2015, and a letter from a 32 year old virgin dilemma! Your Wednesday may nearly be over, be *we’re ready to finish you off!
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REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
- Build your own. Build it from Scratch. Build your future. Or. Build your grave. This year, one man must decide whether to build himself up, or build himself down…to the ground…like, straight to HELL! In the slam bang action thrill ride of the year, robbery loves company! It’s the team up movie we’ve all been waiting for! Without Kevin Hart. This is called, “The great robbery, and the case of the macaroni salad!”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum
- I’m a doctor, It’s my job to help someone who’s rectum throbs. When a man full of glass came to the ER complaining of glass in his ass. I thought it’d be best, to have him lie on his chest, and and pull while he pushes the rest. Alas, the bottle was stuck, and we ran out of luck, it seemed it was a bad thing to fuck. So I rolled up my sleeve, and dug like you wouldn’t believe, and told him to give it a good heave. I go in deep like a cow on the farm, but I did some harm, because I went as deep as my _____
No one outnaps me
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) May 11, 2015
It’s scientifically proven that bees are more attracted to purple flowers. Therefore a purple flower Is like a big fat ass to bees.
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) March 9, 2015