West and Sparks is up and today’s show had us in tears! Honestly. You’ll hear both Ryan and Sparks laugh so hard, they were expelling wookie like gasps of air while tearing up more than a sad clown in a murder trial. This is a timed podcast, which means once we set the clocks, this son of a bitch doesn’t stop for 30 min. This episode flies by with news about: Wi-fi knife fights, ass explosions, and rooftop sex…every couples dream. This episode is a must listen, so throw it on and sit back for West and Sparks [TIMED] Podcast Ep 72: 1-800-Rooftop-Sex. Every couple’s dream!
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Mouth that Shit:
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
1-800-Rooftop-Sex. Every couple’s dream. Or IS IT? When standard sex got boring these two decided to elevate matters. All the way to the roof. Harmless rooftop fucks? OR. Placing the nation in danger?!!! This season. See the slam bang action thrill ride of all seasons in MIchael Bay’s “Bang, Bang, Kiss, Kiss, Up, Up, on, This, This.”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
I wanna be Instagram famous, not for my talent, but for my heinous anus. Doing a squat, record a quick 15, after hearing a pop, I let out a scream. I fall to the lumber, yelling my butt is missing, slip into a slumber, with broken parts they’re listing. Severe damage to rectum, intestines, and colon to name a few. All from exploding ass _______ to get some views.
Anything portable if you’re strong enough
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) May 27, 2015
No one outnaps me
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) May 11, 2015
Tried explaining to my wife that all guys are on a 5 t-shirt rotation. #Fact