West and Sparks [TIMED] Podcast Ep 83: Learn How to Make Thom Yorke’s Blood Egg

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West and Sparks is like worn in sofa. Why? Because we’re comfortable to sit on! Wait, that’s not it at all. Anyways, this is a podcast for those with a short attention span. That’s people! We time the damn thing! Once we synchronize our watches, this damn thing will only last 30 min! Today’s show is all about: drinking goat blood, arguing about wearable technology and meth! Sit back and we save you from the rest of your Wednesday with episode 83 of West and Sparks!

 

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REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

“Majestic unconquered sun,” is what they call him. He wouldn’t have it any other way. When this leader rolls up, even farm animals respect him. Especially goats. Goats quench his thirst like cows could only dream. There’s only one catch. In order for his thirst to be quenched, the goat has to die! In the slam-bang-goat-quenching-blood-lust-action-movie of the season, it’s “Drink this goat and call me in the morning.”

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

I need some quick cash, so I’ll use my ass and make a dash. For the S.A.R., It’s not that far, and I’ll take a boat not a car. Use me as a drug mule, where I’ll place your product instead of my stool. But then I got caught, with drugs that 30,000 HKD’s could have bought. I know what you’re thinking and it’s not that insane, just paid my bills with a rectum full of ______

Biscuits and gravy is breakfast’s way of asking “what’s a quicker death than bacon?”

— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) September 15, 2015

 

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— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) September 28, 2015

Jury Duty vs. Jerry doodie. So close, yet so different.

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) October 1, 2015

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