West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 85: The Only Meat Vegans Will Eat

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Hey, finally learn the meaning of the saying, “That’s a healthy vase.” If you’re scratching your head, you’re not alone. That’s the show! Check us out for all of your middle-of-the-week needs! We help you laugh your way to the weekend! This episode features a discussion of cosmic spit, Chris Cornell, Bill Nye, Mars, and mutant humanoid half-breed hybrids! As always, thanks for listening!

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Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

51 years old and never doing what I’m told! I’m a rebel, an outcast, and I’ll outlast any of you mother fuckers so I’m putting you on blast! Yeah I shoved it in my ass, and it was made of glass. Holdin flowers but don’t call it a vass. I did it once, I’ve done it before, so go fuck yourself because I’ll do it some more! So what I got a lil over zealous, stuck at my rectal verge, hearin it makin you jealous! Tried to get it out with a pushin and pry, nothing movin and I began to cry. Quick to anger, I grabbed a coat hanger, and I perforated my lower b-hole with a hum-dinger. That’s all the flow coming out of my face, lesson be told, your ass is no place for a __________

 

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