West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 86: Mommy Was Very Bad

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West and Sparks is back and spreading all over this Wednesday. Taking up more than one bus seat type spread. Spreading wider than an eagles wings over the constitution. Spreading easier than a tub of whipped butter on HOT toast. Spreading faster than Ebola at a Charlie Sheen bloodmobile party. Spreading faster than the news “WE WON THE WAR” in 1945. Help us spread this even more by sharing! Today’s show: Why is everything trying to kill you, karaoke fights, and checking air pressure with only your b-hole! It’s episode 86 of West and Sparks!

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Mouth that Shit:

News That Matters:

• LOUDER
• Don’t just stare at it, eat it

REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

“What’s that bloated corpse in the lake? Oh, I know what it is…is it? Could it be? Is that what I think it is? Yes, it could be. It could be what you think it is. In the slam- bang-bloated-corpse-thrill-ride-of-the-season, it’s CHEWPACCA. “

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

There’s more to a puzzle than just a piece, and trying to solve this crime is Mumbai police. There’s a tragic way this man had died, was he murdered? Or just super cleaned on the inside? Arguments can lead you down a troubled path, just make sure you steer your rear away from a co-workers wrath. He knew what he knows, the story goes, killing you, not with deathly blows, but with an air _________

 

Any technology is “wearable technology” depending on how much duct tape you have

— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) October 7, 2015

 

12 Dogs of Dog

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) October 22, 2015

In the time it takes you to read this, a child goes without water. But that’s just because you’re a quick reader and tweets aren’t very long

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) October 28, 2015

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