West and Sparks is back after a 2 week break. I’d like to say that we’ve taken the time to reflect and improve our minds, bodies, and souls. And I’d say that we’ve achieved that if you consider successfully eating Chipotle multiple times a week without getting salmonella. This is a TIMED podcast and the only one of it’s kind. We spend at least 1 minute per topic and the show only lasts 30 minutes! Today we’re talking about: Ryan’s love for the horse trough urinal, tax stamps for your crack, and the best animal to haul your stones! Listen in and laugh your ass off on episode 90 of West and Sparks!
Mouth that Shit:
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Giant Stones. Can they be moved? Are they portable? They are so very large and giant. How can they be carried such a vast distance? Is it magic? Smells like magic. Or. Is it alien life? Smells like alien life. No. It’s for you to find out. OR WILL YOU?! In the slam-bang-action-giant-stone-thrill-ride of the season! It’s “DIG UP THE PAST”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
109, that is my personal best, you know I’ve tried and put it to the test. Next time they ask if you want “paper or plastic”, remember only one placed in your ass feels fantastic. Arrested again without my tax stamps, they emptied my tube I pinched like a pair of clamps. In jail again for the weed & crack they found in me, bringing the total number of ass baggies to ___
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) November 5, 2015