West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 93: Blame the Neanderthals


West and Sparks TIMED Podcast is here to hang out with you! Who looks better or has aged better than Mel Gibson? As it turns out, a lot of people. The podcast itself can’t last more than 30 min once we start! Today we’re talking: switches where the sun don’t shine, Neanderthals, Sir Mix-a-Lot, the word “cool,” and moles on the head! Not to mention, we also check out a sweet track from the band, Haster! Kick back, or forward, and relax…or don’t. Just listen.


Mouth that Shit:

News That Matters:


It stalks through the night…chasing the trail of the scent. When it bites, it leaves little left. The worst part…you never know which direction it will attack, forward or back. In the slam-bang-feral-cat-action-horror-based-on-true-events-thrill-ride-of-the-year, it’s “Eat you from the front, or eat you from the back.” Idaho can now be known for more than just Potatoes. It can be known for…eating…FLESH!

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Let’s take a trip to round rock. Where the unsteady women who swerve flock. Everything’s bigger in Texas, except for the hiding places in this woman’s Lexus. Charged with a DWI, she had to lie about nothing being in her brown eye. Gone to the restroom, but toilets do not flush, she leaves with TP wad, but nothing that makes the office blush. Pills and leafy greens shoved up in her ham,it was marijuana and a bottle of __________