West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 94: The Gift You Can’t Afford to Give

ay this new year bring lots of crazy colour and fun to your life.(1)

Every Wednesday means it’s time for a new West and Sparks TIMED Podcast! Today is no different as we’re breaking down the important news questions: How does Sweden erase a snow penis? If a flower grows in space, is it truly a snow flower? Lastly, are butt implants worth the risk? All of these have been in the news and we answer them all in episode 94 of West and Sparks!


Mouth that Shit:

News That Matters:


Elephants. Giant, lumbering forces to be reckoned with…the perfect symbol of over-the-top, crushing pressure. One man…decides to immortalize himself and become one with an elephant in the only way he knows how. WITH HIS PENIS! In the slam-bang-penis-elephant-thrill-ride-of-the-wintery-season, it’s “That’s Not My Tusk.”

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Where or where has my ass gone? Flat and bare after two sons. So dry and lifeless, like the desert in Tucson. Not round or boxy like Scion. I used to be a hottay, like a ferrari, now i look like a Hyundai Santa Fe. Just then, I got a butt dial. Doc says he wanted to judge, so I put my ass on trial. Dropping the BBL, now I got an ASS that can sell, but insta I must tell. She got a great ass people chant, now that I got a butt ______



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