Much like a shirtless Hasselhoff jumping into the icy waters, West and Sparks is here to rescue you from your Wednesday! We’ve got a brand new TIMED episode for you to laugh and by entertained by! It’s filled with the biggest topics of today: Does Donald Trump like his erotica fiction? Can you buy monks off Amazon? And does a celebrity’s boyfriend use his rectum as her purse?!?! Find out in episode 96 of the West and Sparks Podcast!
Mouth That Shit
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
TRUMP…CAN HUMP! OR. CAN HE?! It’s a true story, adapted from book to screen. In this story, the toupees flail as much as the ballsack hair! In the slam-bang-thank-you-mang-erotic-but-violent-thrill-ride-of-the-season…it’s Toupee or not Toupee. NOT TOUPEE!
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Let’s go to the show. Let’s wear makeup and glow! People chant, cheer, and wave. That’s why I need to get high for me to behave. With my gown, I’ve got no pockets. Time to go to Uranus, my boyfriend will launch the rocket. When they ask about the weed, I say “he’s got’em where he now will bleed.” We think she’s joking but we’re all a fan, she’s the one and only Sarah ________
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