West and Sparks are back with an all new EPISODE!! (Showing enthusiasm using all caps) In all honesty, Sparks is a bit of a grumpy grump this week, but who cares?!? This show isn’t going to take up the rest of your day…hell, it won’t even take up the rest of your hour! This podcast is timed, which means it’s built for the internet. Once the damn show gets movin, it’ll only last 30min. Leaving you plenty of time to research the real reason Deepak Chopra is full of shit. (We explain in the show). We also talk about: nekked pics of “regions”, retirement home sex, and the formalities of stabbing someone. It’s all in Episode 39 of West and Sparks!
Links to the Articles!
Mouth That Shit:
News That Matters:
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Typically an advocate for explosions outside of the bedroom, this romantic blockbuster may be perfect for his first foray into action-packed, leg spreading and electric movie-making. This could be the romantic action movie of the SEASON, if he gets a hold of this script. They say it takes a village to raise a child, but does it also take one to reunite the explosive passion of aging soul mates? Find out in theaters everywhere, or in your local newspaper, when Michael Bay DOES or DOES NOT get a hold of this script.
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
As a child star I can call you out, especially when you boo boo and pout. Learn how to deal and grow the fuck up, then you’ll get to my status with any luck. If living your life is what you’re craven, just say to yourself – that’s so ________
“Ryan: He says we’re all going to kill ourselves with the Higgs-Boson particle. Sparks: WHY WASN’T THAT IN “NEWS THAT MATTERS!?!”
— WestAndSparks (@WestAndSparks) September 10, 2014