West and Sparks TIMED Podcast is chalk full of action today! Ryan gets his BACK WAXED! There’s TORNADO’S FULL OF MOSQUITOES! And you’ll never guess Why a man DECIDED TO EAT 40 KNIVES! Today’s show is one for the books – THE “HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS” BOOKS!! Episode 120 is on – Listen now!!
News That Matters:
- Douche 1 and 2 incoming!
- “This fruit looks like a dick”
- gaamst pederson, arne risse and husseklepp have no chill
REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:
Tornados. They have been around for years. Tens of years. Thousands of years. YEARS OF YEARS! Few forces of nature are as awesome, unpredictable and terrifying. The Kremlin. Also a place that’s been around for years. YEARS OF YEARS! Also, a force to be reckoned with–equally unpredictable and terrifying. Mosquitoes. Been around for YEARS OF YEARS! Do you see where this is going? In the slam-bang-oh-shit-there’s-a-tornado-of-mosquitos-in-Moscow-thrill-ride-of-the-season it’s “RussNado: a bloodsucking creme de la Kremlin!”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Let’s start at the bottom, my bottom that is! In celebration, of sports, not showbizz! It’s 1977 and our team has won. The world series is over, so let’s have some fun. You put the “Oh’s” in Oakland, while I put it in your A’s! Let’s have some fun now, I’ll be the one that lays. How do I want it: fast, curved, or full of knuckles? Surprise me man, I’m always down for a chuckle. Oh boy, I don’t feel so good. Off to the ER, glad it’s not a bat made of wood. Doc got it out of me, I could imagine the announcers call. It’s going way back, wayyyyyyyy back in his ass was a _______
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) July 8, 2016
Ice-T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice…you could say the 90’s was the last Ice age.
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