West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 128: Fleet of Witchcraft

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West and Sparks is back and up to full speed! You think West would be in a good mood now that Sparks is back in the mix, but that’s not the case. We’re breaking down all the NEWS you’re not going to get anywhere else. Today: Smoke Bombs at the Opera, Bear Weddings, and the smartest woman in CHINNNNNAAAAA!!!! Click and listen to episode 128 of West and Sparks!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

Bear Witness!

Orchestra Duty

Comments First:

• That must have been one hell of a birthday party.
• That’s a pretty solid reason to miss work.  This dude is super casual about it, too.
• Zero fucks given

REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

How much is love worth to you? Would you do anything–ANYTHING–to find out? Xiaoli, a woman from the city of Shenzen in southern China, set out to do ANYTHING for love…but…she wouldn’t do THAT. In the slam-bang-how-many-boyfriends-will-she-acquire-before-she-feels-slam-banged-enough-thrill-ride-of-the-season it’s: “Love Has A Price And It Costs About 20 iPhones.”

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Doctors going to Doctor’s, life is but a flat circle. All is fine, except when one pulls an Urkel – “Did I do that?” Yeah you did Doc, while you were on the clock, not to mention OPERATING ON MY BUTTOCKS! Simple procedure they said, while I laid in bed, it’s now with sorry, that I hang my heavy head. I can’t stand nor walk, I just sue and talk. I’m now confined to wheels, but can’t handle any curves, because a botched surgery has damaged my ______.

 

Everything Michael Jackson’s kid says is a “Blanket statement”

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) September 4, 2016

I hear Thanos is batting for us tonight. #GoTribe #WorldSeries pic.twitter.com/dMoTQCjcR2

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) November 2, 2016

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