We’re back with all the stuff YOU NEED TO KNOW! This week sex robots are back in the news (did they ever really leave?)!! Also, santa is a world class dick and kangaroos aren’t as tough as everyone thinks! It’s episode 131 of West and Sparks!
News That Matters:
- First Harambe and now this?
- Kangaroos will rule the world eventually. Let’s hope muslims won’t kill them.
- Jesus Christ Its Jason Bourne
What’s worse than a beaver? A ROGUE beaver! A beaver with no code of ethics! A beaver with no morals! A beaver looking for WOOD in all the wrong places! Some beavers want to build dams; other beavers just want to watch the world burn. In the slam-bang-action-tree-munching-beav-thrill-ride-of-the-season it’s “A Beaver Story!”
Guess What’s Up My Rectum:
Locked up, the darkest of days. It’s too late to go back and change my ways. Roll the end credits, like the end of Happy Days. Got something special, my maker I will meet. I’ll add my own nuts, to this life end treat. Place it on up, and let the poison settle in. 60% dark, and let god forgive my sodomy sin. Could have cost 100 grand, but I don’t want to fight. It’s amazing to see the milky way in the broad daylight. Life is a journey, and death is the car. I’ve reached my destination, killed by ass chocolate ________
— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) November 16, 2016
Nothing is more humbling than misspelling the word genius
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