West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 132: How About A Little Oregano?

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Today’s West and Sparks episode is a doozy! Plus, there’s an added bonus: there’s a full, spoiler free Rogue One: A Star Wars Story review tacked onto the end of this thing! Today we’re talking about all the News that Matters! Stories like: The best Indiana town to rob, old ladies love candles more than you think, What’s worse than flying coach?!? It’s episode 132 of West and Sparks TIMED Podcast!

PS – don’t order oregano on a sandwich around Ryan!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

• There are no flying reindeer
• Indiana Wants Me

Comments First:

• -why these old ladies sound like Treetrunks from adventure time?
• -American stupidity at its best. thank fuck I’m Canadian
• -much respect for them old ladies. could have died, destroyed the car, but Mission has to be completed. Candle supply store must be visited.

REAL LIFE OR MICHAEL BAY:

Go find grandma. In a world where grandma can’t be found, this film suggests that she can. In the slam-bang-grandma-finding-thrill-ride-of-the-season it’s “Grandma, where art thou?”

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

Pellets, little round balls deep inside me. You can tell it’s…time to deck the halls and collect my fee. You give me straight cash to fly to paradise? Shit, stick the cheddar in my ass and I’ll treat the cops like mice. Board the flight, this is worse than Spirit economy class. Uncomfortable, considering I’ve got a country’s GDP up my ass. After 14 hours I need more than to stretch my leg.  I approach the cops and it’s my ass health for I begin to beg. Does my ass have a mask like Batman’s Bane? “Now you have my permission to die” screams the ass pellets of _______

 

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— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) November 29, 2016

 

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