West and Sparks TIMED Podcast Ep 146: The Saddest Sack

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We’re TIMING this Podcast so we can bring you all the NEWS THAT MATTERS! We’re talking: Newest way to apply makeup, obese cremation dangers, hospitals that kill! This the NEWS you’re not getting anywhere else, so listen in to episode 146 of West and Sparks TIMED Podcast!

Show Notes:

News That Matters:

• Blend me, Beautiful
• Disco Inferno

Comments First:

• hahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahaahha
• she looks like a blowup doll from the clearance section.
• I’d say that it only sells 20 or so dolls, but there are some weird people out there.

 

 

Guess What’s Up My Rectum:

I’ve had a case of bad luck one would say. Now it’s the hospital where I lay. Diligently working on getting better, following physical therapy to the letter. Oops, what’s this?  A tingly wee wee feeling? I’ve got to piss! Take me to the commode and hoist me down like a payload. Ahh all done, you guys know what you’re doing, right? Well, crank me on up with great height! Once again, you were all properly trained? Then why are your faces looking all strained? POP! SNAP! AHH! FLING! Now there’s pole up in my pink ring! Gurgle, gasp, gurgle, my death will make your blood curdle. Yep that’s right, my death was quite the gaffe, I was killed on accident by a literal hospital ________

 

I now have unlimited data! Unlimited power!!!!!

— Ryan West (@RyanWestt) April 11, 2017

You know, some guy’s job title was once “computer.” He too had trouble opening windows…

— Sparks (@SparksRadio) April 12, 2017

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